Feel the inner mmmmm…..

March 30, 2010

Working in a mall is awesome to say the least. Best job I have ever had. Today I walked into this new Tea store called Teavanna and took my chance on a Strawberry Lemonade with Apple something something, and holy shit did it knock my socks off.

I didn’t intend for this post to be an advertisement but I can’t get over how amazing this store is. Upon walkng in I was bombarded with aroma’s that would make Stevie Wonder see again. They were so bountiful and pleasant. I was hooked and addicted from the get go.

In the entrance they have some taste testing stations and the 4 teas I tried were phenominal. Seeing as my taste buds are near non existant, I was able to taste each and every ingrediant in the drink. These guys aren’t fucking around. The one I ultimately went for made me so happy I went back for a second drink a few hours later. And once again, I am not dissapointed.

I went with a Peach Green Tea with some Pear and it was equally as awesome. If you ever get a chance to drink some of there products, I highly suggest you do it. It is a bit on the expensive side; 3.25 for a 16 oz, but it is worth every penny.

Tommorrow is the big city trip. It’s gonna be amazing. I can’t wait. Expect a lot of pictures. Until then, Au Revoir.

Religulous

March 28, 2010

So Tim Tebow is the most talked about QB going into the draft in just over 3 weeks. He had a legendary career at Florida and will go down as the greatest college football player ever. That’s pretty friggan awesome. I wish I was the best at something. Anything for that matter.

He has earned every right to be drafted and to compete for a shot at being a professional player. Aside from all the religous mumbo jumbo he shoves down peoples throat, the man will catch on to a team and try out for a spot.

But where does he belong? Do you spend a 1st round pick on someone who looks more like he is pitching a softball in a little league tournament, or do you wait for him to fall and then gobble him up in a later round, assuming 31 other teams do as well. That is the money question.

He does a hell of a job making you cheer for him to succeed and be a great player, but his consistant use of the words Jesus, God, Blessed, and Faith make me wonder what he is trying to sell. Not since the old days of pitchmen have I heard someone use words over and over and over to try and sell his faith. He comes off like a phony to me.

Faith and god are a private matter to each individual, but does God really favor your team over the others? If that was the case, Chad Henne and his Michigan Wolverines tore Tebow a new asshole, and god did not bless him as much as he thinks.

Hell I think there is already a great QB already in the NFL that is stuck on a bum roster and has twice the “intangibles” and tangibles Tebow has. That’s Troy Smith.

Don’t follow his stats on Madden, look at what this guy has accompished on the field in College. Bad bowl game aside, he was a monster that has never been given the chance to succeed. I would love to see the Ravens trade or cut him so he can go to a team and be the leader he was back at Ohio State. This is the guy that got Teddy Ginn Jr to be drafted 9th overall back in 07. He clearly knows how to build up shit recievers.

But I digressed, I hope Tim Tebow blows up in the NFL and has a great career. It’s tough to root and cheer against someone who just wants to win and be great at something. I just hope he’ll follow the advice of one of the other NFL college prospects, and would “shut the fuck up.”

Teams aren’t looking for missionaries. They are looking for QB’s. Don’t confuse the two.

This is your fault John McCain

March 28, 2010

Shame On You

You unleashed this moron on to the world. How people in Alaska even put this person into office makes me question their intelligence and how high the state’s education standards are.

Mr. McCain, I loved you to death back in 2000. If I was old enough, and not an immigrant, I would have backed you a 100% to be the next leader of the free world. But your yearning to become president has rotted out your core and filled it with snow and $100,000 shopping spree’s.

You picked Sarah Palin as your running mate and decided to pick the dumbest fucking slogan I have ever heard: Maverick. Why not call yourself molasses? You’re obviously slow enough for it to stick. But campaign bullshit aside, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

This idiot makes Glenn Beck look like the “revolutionist” he claims to be. Her frequent screw ups, not just with the media, but with life as well, has pushed a once great political party into the sewers. Think about it. You go from Roosevelt, Lincoln, Taft, and Eisenhower to someone who thinks she can see Russia from her house. I wish I could get some of that super Lasik. Fuck seeing 100 feet in front of me, I wish I could through Asia.

Where do these people come from? When do I wake up and realize that I was just hit over the head by a rogue bowling ball?

And not to knock people’s opinions, but really? You rally around her? Of all the fucking people in the world, Sarah Palin. Really.

The Teabaggers have a better chance of rallying around the dead guy from Weekend at Bernie’s. At least he can really keep you on your feet with his hypnotic dancing. Hell I’d take a porn star over Palin anyday. They’ll show you how to really Teabag.

For the first time people are protesting for something they may or may not fully understand, and this retard is leading the charge? Shit, if I was a Teabagger, I’d do what most guys do to one night stands and ignore her as hard as I can. If not, she may rise to power and be what John McCain couldn’t be…

Just fucking with you. Satan would rise from hell and bring forth the end of the world before that would ever happen.

At least I hope so…


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